I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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