I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize
