your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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