So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
