you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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