small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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