I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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