OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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