My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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