I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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