just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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