dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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