I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's like heaven, but drunker
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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