omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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