It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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