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(214): View more from Texas

LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.

(972): View more from Texas

I worry about you sometimes...

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(912): View more from Georgia

There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.

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(315): View more from New York

I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.

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(947): View more from Michigan

Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?

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I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.

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(858): View more from California

Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee

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(256): View more from Alabama

The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.

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(702): View more from Nevada

You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?

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