dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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