Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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