? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Girls should come with a carfax report
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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