we're blogging at a bar
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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