His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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