i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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