..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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