since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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