pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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