Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's official drugs can't kill me
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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