Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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