She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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