your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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