3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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