Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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