If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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