For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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