I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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