i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
