I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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