my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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