i think my tv is drunk
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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