That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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