Pappa wants mamma naked
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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