So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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