so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
splinters make it hard to masturbate
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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