im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
