guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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