Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
whose ass print is on the piano?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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