i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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