:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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