bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I need water and some morals
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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