pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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