Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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