don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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