how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
