the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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