he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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