I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize